As anyone who knows me will testify, I’m not exactly the most efficient traveller in the world - I have been known to take six pairs of shoes for a weekend mini-break - but even I’m shocked by Lindsay Lohan’s plans to bring ten TRUNKS of clothes with her on a two week promotional trip around Europe. That’s not ten little cabin-sized suitcases, that’s TRUNKS. You would have thought with Lindsay’s new hyper-skinny physique all her clothes would be that tiny they would fold up and fit in her pocket, but no.

She’ll also be bringing her stylist, Rachel Zoe, with her on the four-city tour. “This girl went though two trunks of clothes in 48 hours in New York, so I would imagine there will be eight or 10 trunks. She’ll wear at least three outfits a day,” Rachel has said. “I am the biggest fashion-obsessed person in the world. But in Lindsay I feel like I may have met my match. If she wasn’t an actress, she would be a stylist, because she would have to be.”

Lets just hope she leaves the Fug at home…

++ Lindsay Lohan on “Go Fug Yourself”