I’m such a sucker for premieres. After waiting around for hours to see the gorgeous Mr Depp at the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory one on Sunday night, I sauntered back across town last night to celebrate the next summer blockbuster: the Fantastic Four.

Fantastic Four cast at UK premiere


Jessica Alba at UK premiere
As dishy as Ioan Gruffudd is, my main draw for the evening was to see what Jessica Alba was wearing since I loved the sweet dress she wore to the New York premiere a couple of weeks ago. My girl didn’t let me down, wearing a chocolate satin dress that wouldn’t have looked out of place at a 1950s high school prom.

She is looking a bit bonier than normal though so lets just hope she hasn’t hit a late Lindsay-Lohan style “puberty” or whatever her excuse is this week.



Kelly Osbourne at UK premiere
The Fantastic boys looked good but nothing special so the rest of the apparel-entertainment had to come from the other guests. Thankfully though Kelly Osbourne put in an appearance.



Sophie Anderton at UK premiere
And if that wasn’t enough to hurt your eyes, model Sophie Anderton’s skirt swooshing risked giving me severe retina damage.



In comparison, black leather cat-suited Nancy Sorrell looked quite normal - even when she was being “Thing”-fisted by Vic Reeves!

Vic Reeves and Nancy Sorrell at UK premiere