Bitterly, BITTERLY disappointing us rabid vixens at Fametastic, the brand new waxwork of Jamie Oliver at Madame Tussauds is not as naked as we hoped. In fact, when Jamie himself unveiled the statue recently, it was wearing a full outfit - jeans, trainers, a t-shirt and an apron. Boo, Madame Tussauds! Naked! That’s what we want!

Still, at least we can hug this version of Jamie without risking a severe whisking (um, we mean beating) from Jools. We should really be grateful for these small things. Also, we should quickly Google for x-ray specs….