We know by now that, if we want earth-shattering revelations about the nature of human life on this planet, Britney Spears is our go-to girl. Britney, currently pregnant with her first child, has said that she can’t ever see her life being the same again after she has her baby.

“I’m sure there’s going to come a time when I get back to work again,” she said recently, “but it’ll be a totally different way of life than it was before.” What? You mean you’ll give up the semi-naked gyrating and dressing like a school girl? For shame!