LA “Dukes of Hazzard” Premiere

The 2005-version boys and girls left Hazzard county for Los Angeles last night.




Johnny Knoxville, who plays Luke Duke in the film, arrived with his family in tow as if to say “look, Media, I wouldn’t have brought my wife and daughter to this event, if I *was* doing Jessica Simpson, would I? Unless, of course, I was double-bluffing you and I don’t have the intelligence to do that after getting hit all the time on the head in “Jackass”.”

Jessica played her own part in this game and brought her husband, Nick Lachey along for the party. Jess is looking blonder than ever these days and, while her dress looked rather pretty from the front, the bra-strap style back looked like it was riding up a little and gave her the never-flattering armpit boob issues that we all hate.

Still, she looked considerably better than cast mate Sean William Scott (Bo Duke), who was competing with Wilmer Valderrama for the best psycho-look badge, and Burt “Boss Hogg” Reynolds who looked like he was channelling the spirit of Richard Whiteley.

Also in attendance were Ashlee Simpson, who has well and truly joined her big sister in the valley of the bland, I mean blonde, and newly confirmed couple, Eva Longoria and basketball player Tony Parker. Tony’s such a tall guy already, he really doesn’t need to use the vertical stripes illusion to add to it - it makes Eva look like a smurf.

(All photos courtesy of Daily Celeb)

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