Archive for January, 2006

Gwyneth Paltrow: being p*ssed in public is degrading

Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t into boozy nights out with her girlfriends - and she’s not into everyone else doing it either.

She’s quoted as saying recently: “I really don’t like drunk women. I think it’s such a bad look. I think it’s very inappropriate.”

“I think, ‘Ooh, you’re really degrading yourself to be this p*ssed out in public.’”

Kate’s back and had her “chat”

Kate MossThe earlier source wasn’t lying - Kate Moss has come back to Britain and talked to police in central London today.

Kate Moss voluntarily reported to the police today to assist their investigation as she has always said she would when she returned to this country,” a source from Storm, Kate’s modelling agency, has confirmed.

She’s not been arrested or even placed under caution yet though so it seems the police meant it when they said it was just for “her side of the story”…

Jordan out does herself

Jordan aka Katie PriceBecause we don’t want you to lose your lunch/dinner/supper over this, we’re posting the most restrained (seriously) photo from Jordan’s recent outing. This is her “coy” face. Ahem.

But what is with her face? It looks grey and dusty. In fact, all of her skin looks grubby, certainly not healthy. Perhaps she’s realised that orange isn’t a natural skin colour (unless you’re an oompa lumpa) and is trying something a little different but if she is then she should go back to the drawing board AND fire her make-up artist (or if she does it herself, turn off the mood can’t-see-him-properly lighting that Peter insists on at all times).

And what’s with the “dress”? Is it just a stretched pair of tights that she’s snagged on her talons then pulled up to cover her entire body? By the end of the night, it was showing the strain, with visible rips in the side, which at least gives me some (possibly misplaced) assurance that we’ll never have to see it again. If only the same could be said about her boobs…

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Cat’s got the cream

The lovely Cat Deeley has just got a new job in the US - and will earn a tasty £300,000 for it. She’ll be presenting a new talent show for Fox called “So you think you can dance“. Sources say it’ll really help her break into the big money of American TV: “this is a huge break and will make her a massive star there”. Good on you, Cat but don’t forget about us back here!

Barrymore disgusted with Jodie

Michael BarrymoreMichael Barrymore is glad Jodie Marsh was voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house so quickly as he was sick of her bad mouthing Jordan - and himself. In an interview with The Sun, Barrymore has revealed the extent of her badmouthing:

“She was the first to have a dig at me over the Stuart Lubbock situation,” he said. “What annoyed me was that she alluded to it, then bottled it, refusing to come straight out with it and give me the right to reply.”
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Scarlett, Teri and Ewan sing for charity

Scarlett JohanssonA new charity album can boost the music stylings of three of our favourite celebrities Scarlett Johansson, Teri Hatcher and Ewan McGregor: they’ve teamed up to sing tracks on an album to raise money for music education in LA. “Unexpected Dreams: Songs From The Stars” will be released in March.

Scarlett’s love of the style of times gone by prompted her to pick classic “Summertime” while Ewan and Teri are a little more up-to-date with, respectively, Sade’s “The Sweetest Gift” and “Goodnight” by Lennon and McCartney.