Jordan aka Katie PriceSounding like a financial advisor, Jordan is to downsize and sell off her assets - but she means her boobs not her home.

“I’m having them reduced because I want them a bit more pert,” she told Chris Moyles on Radio 1. “I’ve had them eight years now. So it’s time for a new pair and I’ll sell this lot on eBay.”

She’s clearly going to make the most of them while she’s got them though as a recent appearance revealed…