Sharon StoneSharon Stone claims she would rather walk around naked than squeeze her boobs into a ‘cleavage enhancing’ bra.

“You look around at women’s dresses that are so low cut, you can see acres of boobies,” she told Esquire magazine.

“Frankly, I find the acres of shoved-up boobies so much more horrifying than walking across the room nude.

“One is much more honest whereas the other looks like you have your bum on backwards.”

While we’re not so militantly opposed to the Wonderbra, we do concur on crimes against boobanity such as Jordan’s recent attempts to squeeze herself into a corset. Even her nipples made a big for freedom! (Read the rest of the entry to view the picture in question)
Jordan aka Katie Price