Jade GoodySelf-appointed boob expert Jade Goody has called Keira Knightley’s “two aspirins on an ironing board” but does concede that “if her boobs were any bigger she’d look ridiculous”.

Speaking to Now magazine, Jade went on to say that she doesn’t think Keira should follow her down the line of breast enlargement surgery: “Keira’s far too classy a bird to go in all for all that business. I think she might look a bit odd with big boobs.”

“She’s a stunning girl and I don’t think she needs to change her shape.”

We’re sure the Oscar-nominated actress is really happy you approve, Jade…