Brad Pitt and Angelina JolieNo matter how many times she denies it will happen, the rumour mill will not stop grinding until Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt get married in a big public affair à la Jordan or the Beckhams.

The latest gossip on the Brangelina grapevine suggests that the pair will marry next week, on a boat on Lake Como in northern Italy.

Friend of the couple George Clooney’s nearby villa has been often touted as the location for the nuptials but the new reports are claiming the event will be moved onto a boat to foil the media. The reception will reportedly be held on dry land at a nearby hotel.

We’re not holding our breath on this one…