Vince Vaughn annoyed at Jennifer Aniston’s “cheap trick”

I’ve got a better headline for this:

“Vince Vaughn annoyed that Jennifer Aniston’s a “cheap trick”.”

(Better that he find out now than later!)

Jennifer’s yellow canary 9.5 diamond is a symbol of her alltime favorite movie, The Birdman of Alcatraz, which has yellow canary birds on the prison bars movie poster; symbolic of her freedom from the past. According to the Hollywood Post, Ms Aniston is currently in the final stages of negotiation with her new production company, Plan C, to star in a re-make of the classic film with Meryl Streep. Who will play a psychopathic serial killer, doing life behind bars, obsessed with her two front vampire shaped teeth, ever since she was a little girl. Not coincidentally featured in theatrical trailer close-ups for her latest motion picture entitled, The Devil Wears Ralph Lauren, or something like that.

As for Vince Vaughn’s ‘cheap trick’ statement, sources close to the couple report that he did actually say that. But it was taken completely out of context by the British papers. In fact, he was only responding to a text-message that they had just received from Sienna Miller, to come visit her after the premiere party. And Vince was concerned that it was probably just a seductive ruse, or perhaps a kinky British threesome enticement, to secure a major part for her in Plan C’s highly anticipated Birdman movie.

Greg

thats a pity. i can imagine him pulling her aside and laying down the law with her like that- it sounds sexy!! he’ll dump her and move on.

its not nice to say mean things about people especially when you dont even know them, but i always thought she was wrong for brad and i think shes wrong for vince too.

Who are we to say who is wrong for whom? Would we like people to say that we’re wrong for our husbands/wives/boyfriends/girlfriends? These folks are actors and though it’s hard to separate their private from their professional lives, we should try to remember they’re real people with real feelings. Their hearts sure can be broken when someone sneaked in and stole their mates.

Some of these comments (like Julie said) are nonsensical. As stated above, it can be assumed that this “carmen” does not know the celebrities personally, therefore unable to make a non-biased view. Because most people get their info from the media, and the media twists many things, it can be deduced that what carmen is b******t.

Carmen,

You are right on the money regarding Jennifer Aniston. And Brad and Angelina are not going to last either. Pretty soon, Angelina is going to wipe that s**t-eating grin off her face.

Greg

f**k you Greg!!!!!!!!!!!!

That movie SUCKED!!! Rumor Has it sucked too…Jenifer needs to retire now! Rachel on Friends was the only role she did well, otherwise she CAN’T ACT!!! Perhaps if she focused on something besides her hair extensions, Mystic tan, or her ability to wear shorts (way too old for that), she might be able to keep her man. Who wouldn’t toss that tired self-centered bore away for a REAL actress with compassion for things that really matter?

the cheap trick was giving a pretense to the audience that their fake relationship was real, the fact is, gay men don’t date women and no good looking woman would date Vaughn

Why won’t people stay out of their lives! HOw would you like it if someone got a nice up close picture of you picking your nose, then a million people that don’t know your character sit, eat honeybuns, and dissect your posture or whether or not you were going to continue and put it in your mouth? It’s ridiculous!