Keira Knightley: I don’t have any tits unless they’re photoshopped

Keira Knightley is annoyed that her film posters and magazine covers are always photoshopped for the US market to make her look bigger boobed than she actually is.

“I don’t have any tits, so I can’t show cleavage,” she moaned recently. “But you’re not actually allowed to be on a magazine cover in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off.”

“Apparently they have done market research and found that women want to see no less than a C cup on other women. Isn’t that crazy? So they make my tits bigger.”

Keira’s boobs were noticeable enlarged for the King Arthur poster but at least they asked her permission: “Those things certainly weren’t mine. I remember we had an interesting discussion when they said, ‘We want to make them slightly larger and you’ll get approval’, and I was like. ‘Okay, fine. I honestly don’t give a sh*t’.”