Jennifer Aniston: Vince Vaughn is a better lover than Brad Pitt

Some time ago, New York’s Village Voices weekly interviewed an old girlfriend of Vince Vaughn, who had given him the nickname of ‘The Hammer’. She said that they would still be together, but after six months of constantly being “saddle sore”, it was mutually agreed that they should just be “friends” instead of lovers. Infact, she introduced him to her really hot best girlfriend, I think her name was Monica, and everything worked out for the best.

Hard to believe, but she insists that Vince and Jen stop by her Harwood Heights, Il place from time to time, in northwest Chicago, for a beer and a video, or whatever. I didn’t know this; apparently Vince can pound out a number or two on the piano, and really knows how to get everyone singing along to his Billy Joel renditions.

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I believe it. Brad looks boring. I am waiting for Angie to get bored of Brad the live in sitter, and move on.

Yes you and I HE LOOKS SAD and bored already. If they ever break up I would take my baby also. She seems more importand to adopte kids from andother county .When we have children here in USA that needs a home .I have often wonder whyshe doesn’t think about that. I think she is a sad rich b***h that cares for only what she wants .What she wants. She gets it makes no differencn who gets hurt.I actually feel sorry for him in a way.

I don’t think that Brad is boring, and he chose to be with a much more interesting and beautiful woman than hair queen and soap star Jennifer. What bores me much is Jen and all the actresses of her kind. By the way if she is as happy as she claims why can’t she shut up and stop talking about Brad? Whatever she does: to promote her movie and now to try to make us believe that she really loves Vince, ther’s always Brad in the corner. I find her pathetic!

Jennifer now seems to want Brad’s baby. Where was that need a few years ago? She such a pathetic person it just makes me feel so sorry for her. She was nothing before Brad came along and she’ll never be anyone without Brad. Just watch 20 years from now she’ll still be talking about him — maybe with Shilo.

Never call Jennifer Aniston a pathetic person she is not. Excuse me missy but She did friends before Boring Brad came along and was making alot more money. She works hard for a living and is agreat actress so just watever she needs brad for nothing, hes a slimy cockroach. She has got many movie parts over the years and is worth her weight in gold. Your just jealous!

Jennifer is so lame. Why do you have to compare ex lovers? Brad, is such a better person that Jennifer is…you don’t see Brad telling the world that Angelina is a much better lover than Jennifer is. And by the looks of it, Angelina seems like she would be a better lover.

Jennifer Aniston should get over herself. She’s not that pretty and she pales in comparsion to Angelina Jolie.

Jessica at 7:45,

According to famous Hollywood classified ads reporter, Ted Whitehouse, Brad and Angelina have finally resolved their relationship conflict over her Asian lover. It had been inaccurately blabbed everywhere that Brad was jealous of his girlfriend’s girlfriend; but the truth was more like a scheduling problem, than anything else.

Both parties have extremely tight calenders, and Brad didn’t need to get awaken all too often by the distracting moaning and groaning. He tried the threeway thing a few times but it just didn’t interest him. Plus he could never figure out the logistics involved, or he didn’t really care to make the effort. Jealousy had nothing to do with it.

Now all parties have agreed to some kind of guest room situation, and it seems like the other cutie has practically moved into their spacious Malibu layout. Ted claims that both Angelina and Brad love having the extra caring adult around the house to help out with kiddie duties.

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Now I hear Jen wanted to be a doctor. Jen doesn’t know what the hell she wants or needs. Let me give you some help honey. Become a doctor and do plastic surgery on yourself to look like Angelina Jolie. Then maybe Brad will look at you again for a show while until her really starts to feel sorry for you along with everyone else in the world. Maybe you could do plastic surgery on Vince and make him look like Brad. Jen is so pathetic that I just google her now and again just to see what stupid revelation she’s discovered. This week is the remake of Friends ( I thot she wasn’t doing Friends anymore). Now she wants to be a doctor may next week she can do us all a favor and quit trying to act in anymore movies.

Rachel at 5:54,

Indonesia’s Java Times reports this week that Angelina is seriously considering a change in careers, from full time acting to full time medicine. Reportedly, she wants to enroll into an African medical school, that grants fully accredited MD degrees in just under three and one half years. They say that Brad Pitt is completely supportive of the idea, and may even schedule his next three film projects in the region in order to be near the family. One of which is an AIDS docu-drama, which studio heads are describing as “Brokeback Mountain meets Mt Kilamanjaro meets Guerillas in the Mist”.

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so who’s gonna be a doctor, Jen or Angie? well I think that Angie’s much more smarter than Jen, needless to say that if you want to enroll medical studies your hair nor your all-american-next-door-girl attitude are nothing

Okiyb at 1:21,

Every guy would love to see a female doctor who looks like jen. A lot of women too…

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You mean you idiots actually believe all this c**p? Get a life, you losers! People need to stop bashing her!

Exactly Anita, Jennifer is a beautiful person and a wonderful actress she needs Brad for nothing. She did friends without him, she did movies without him shes worth her weight in gold, lay off her all u jealous people shes much nicer, prettier and friendly than Ange is anyway!

no Emma, Jen cannot do anything without mentioning Brad whatever she does. I agree with all those who said that she is PATHETIC because I really didn’t appreciate the way she cowardly played the victim after their divorce first, and then the way she used her status of former Brad’s wife to promote her movie, and even to get her relationship with Vince in the lights constantly referring to Brad. seems like she does not have any pride, but actually she knows what she wants, she knows that in doing so she will make it, and thanks to people like you it works, after all she is your HERO!!!

I’m no huge fan of Angie or whatelse but her dignity and her silence make me believe that she is much more respectable than Jen. you said that Angie is not nice, not friendly but compare to what she has done for the people around the world, all Jen’s smiles, looks, hair, and next-door-girl-attitude mean NOTHING to me. and as far as beauty is concerned Jen is quite nice but she is not the most beautiful actress! Angie is much more taller than her, with much more delicate features and a natural beauty and sex appeal that Jen could never have, so don’t blame Brad for chosing a much more interesting and guenine woman!

It doesn’t matter what people say or what lies they come up with to defend Brangelinas child and people using ways. Jen has class and is a real person. brangelina are as phony as they come.

what lies? that shiloh might be jen’s daughter perhaps!

Jennifer deserves what she deserves… She is not a good actress, and she makes people feel sorry for her… She is not that beautiful, quit being pathetic,get a life… or you can just wipe your tears around corner when you hear/see anything about brad/angie… because you know you are jealous!!!! It is a mean thing to compare people around, because Brad did not compare her to anyone… Maybe stay in low profile is better for her instead of being a big FOOL

jessica you are lame ………….You wish that you could be as so hot as Jennifer but you are just a ugly face and you are lame I AM SO SORRY NOT ….LOL OUT LOUND

RACHEL AND JANET AND OKIYB YOU AARE LOOSERS JUST LIKE aNGIE AND YOU ARE NOT SO HOT AND HAVE A HOT BODY YOU ALL THREE ARE A FAT CRAZY COW AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING INTERESTING IN YOUR LIVE SO YOU HATE JENIIIFER FOR NATHING YOU YOU ARE NUT CASE I AM SO SORRY NOT LAME ANS STUPID AS YOUR MAMA

LOOSERS………

LISA YOU ARE CRAZY. JEN NEEDS TO STOP COMPARING EX-LOVERS. I HEARD AN EXLOVER OF VINCE SAYS HE HAS A SMALL WILLIE TOO. JEN DOESN’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS. SHE STILL LOVES BRAD AND SHE IS JELOUS OF ANGES BABY. SHE ONLY WISHES.

PPL who say Jen is a pathetic person…u people r losers! Jen is beautiful than angelina…And jen is a great actresss….so u angelina suck ups all shuduup!

actually, janifer still loves pitts, which is why she is saying these things out of jealousy. paolo.

Has anyone taken the time to take a good look at the people involved here? What kind of background does Angelina have? What kind of background does Jen have? Give me a break. Brad Pitt is the typical male; sex is about all they have on their minds, from birth to death. Us women spend all our time fixing up for someone who will, in the end, use us as doormats.