Jordan, aka Katie Price

  • Jordan has revealed that she would like Keira Knightley to play her in the movie version of her autobiography. Jordan, real name Katie Price, is keen to get the ball rolling on the production and has said her dream cast would include Antonio Banderas as her husband Peter Andre and svelte Keira to play Jordan herself: “I’d want someone quite high profile like her doing it.” Now that would need some computer/boob magic…
  • Harry Judd from McFly has revealed he couldn’t tell whether Lindsay Lohan’s breasts were real or artifically enhanced: “I couldn’t tell. They felt real so if they’re fake, they’re very good ones”. The couple spent the night together while McFly filmed a cameo for Lindsay’s movie Just My Luck last year but didn’t actually sleep together: “We went far enough but not the full home run,” Harry told Star magazine.
  • Nelly Furtado believes everyone is bisexual after reading a book about gendered energies: “I’m reading a book which claims that people are inherently bisexual to balance their energies. In a way that makes so much sense. As humans, we have both male and female energies. I believe what Kurt Cobain said that in the end, everyone is gay. Everybody should have the freedom to experiment. Sexual experimentation is part of human history.”