• Jonathan Ross has accused Heather Mills of being a “f****** liar” regarding her claims of abuse during her marriage to Paul McCartney. While presenting the Q Awards in London last night, Jonathan told the audience: “What a f****** liar! I wouldn’t be surprised if we found out she’s actually got two legs.”
  • Pirates of the Caribbean co-stars Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom were spotted shopping together at the Hollywood Farmers’ Market at the weekend. Hopefully the two were picking up some nice, healthy fruits and vegetables as an onlooker described them as looking “grey, gaunt and pale”.
  • Gavin Henson has been banned for driving for a month after being found guilty of speeding. The rugby star was caught travelling at 110mph along the M4 towards London and would have received a longer ban if his solicitor had not argued that Gavin would be unable to carry out “charitable commitments” without a car. Gavin told the police officers at the time of his arrest that he was “very sorry. I am very disappointed in myself.”
  • Nicole Richie has revealed that’s she planning to have a large family: “I’m going to have five kids. I’m going to have three girls and twin boys. I love twin boys. I think they are so cute. I’ve had twin dogs before. They were cute. I just love twins.”