Disgraced former Daily Mirror editor turned talent show judge Piers Morgan has revealed Kate Moss demanded he was thrown out of the Moet & Chandon masked ball last month.

Piers told the Mail on Sunday that he was laughing so hard when Kate’s fiance Pete Doherty stepped up to the karaoke machine that he had to unmask himself and was then spotted by the supermodel.

Piers described Pete’s version of ‘Itchycoo Park’ by the Small Faces as “a tuneless whining noise akin to a lobster being skinned alive” and laughed uncontrollably - and unmasked himself - when Pete stumbled into a wall during his performance.

He told the newspaper: “Kate saw my face and gasped in horror [then shrieked] ‘Oh f*cking hell, what the f*ck is he doing in here. Just f*cking get him out of here.’”

“Pete didn’t know what was happening. I doubt he ever knows what’s happening.”

“And so I left my masked ball, frogmarched out by security, to the cheers and jeers of the entourage.”

“Well, just as I thought, she’s a drunken, foul-mouthed, ill-mannered, paranoid Croydon girl with a cocaine-desecrated hooter and spots. And Pete’s a filthy talentless junkie who can’t sing.”