Victoria Beckham has laughed off the rumours that she’s landed a role in a film about Scientology being made by friend Tom Cruise.

She told the Mirror recently: “[The rumour]’s quite hilarious for two reasons. Firstly, you’ll never see me on screen again because I can’t bloody act to save my life!”

“And secondly, although I get offered quite a few parts, I’d never do it as I wouldn’t want to wear anything the wardrobe department would put me in. The only roles I could play would be myself or maybe Catwoman because I quite like that catsuit she gets to wear!”

She added that she loves her new Hollywood A-list friends - Tom and his wife Katie Holmes, and her fellow wedding guests at their wedding, Jennifer Lopez and Jim Carrey.

She told the newspaper: “They’re both such lovely, normal people. You see them and you think: ‘Oh my God, there’s Jennifer Lopez!’ but she couldn’t have been more friendly.”

“She or Jim could be sitting here now just joining in with our conversation - they’re obviously just very comfortable with who they are and don’t need to have any ego.”

“How many times have you been to parties where people, famous or not, have been rude and arrogant? There was absolutely none of that and I was really impressed.”

Speaking on the Cruise-Holmes wedding itself, Victoria described it as “simple ceremony and really lovely”: “I’ve read that they exchanged all these wacky vows but it was just ‘Do you take her’ and ‘Do you take him’ - basic but gorgeous and not in the least bit weird. They were genuinely choked up. And their little girl Suri? She’s just beautiful. Really adorable.”