Donny TouretteIt seems like it wasn’t an accident when Donny Tourette ran into Prince Harry on a night out earlier this week - the Towers of London singer reportedly set out to schmooze Harry to increase Donny’s chances with Harry’s cousin, Princess Beatrice.

Donny told the Sun he’s “mad” for the eldest daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson: “I’m mad for her. She’s definitely hot. She sort of reminds me of [Peaches Geldof].”

“All I’d need is two minutes to turn on the Tourette charm and she’d be mine.”

“I went to Mahiki this week because I heard Prince Harry was there. I thought he could put a good word in for me.”

“It’s not just Beatrice’s looks I’m attracted to — she’s fifth in line for the throne. I could handle that.”