Heather MillsHeather Mills is reportedly planning to make a cartoon series about her life within the McCartney family.

The Sunday Mirror is reporting that Heather wants the show, The McFartneys, to be a cross between The Simpsons and South Park with Paul McCartney painted as a crude slobe who spends all days smoking cannabis and, as the title suggests, breaking wind. Paul’s children Stella, James and Mary will also be lampooned and Paul’s late wife Linda will appear as a ghost in one proposed episode.

A source told the newspaper: “This shows the lengths Heather Mills will go to in her attempts to blacken Paul’s name.”

“She .. reckons it will get cult status. She’ll clearly be sadly mistaken.”

“She’s saying the series will expose everything that has gone on and goes on in the McCartney family, all under the guise of the cartoon characters. But most of it has been dreamed up and cast from her skewed imagination.”

The newspaper claims Heather has been speaking to several US TV companies about the proposals, set up a production company to make the show (Raspberry Fields Productions) and looking at the show reels of a number of animators. The source continued: “Her back-up, if no one will take it, is to produce it for the internet, because she knows that even if the networks are too afraid to go up against Paul, people will tune in to it. She’s looking at the work of different animators. The companies she’s been looking at don’t know it’s for her at the moment, or what the project is.”

“The trouble she’s already finding is that people are reluctant to be in a show which sends up a legend like Paul McCartney.”

“The McFartneys will all get names similar to the McCartneys. So Heather will be given another flower name. This way the viewer will be able to work out who is meant to be who.”

“It seems like Heather’s whole life is geared towards getting revenge on Paul and getting as much money out of him as she can.”