Celebrity Gossip: more snippets

Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven are proven to be spoiled brats. Jon Voight, the academy award winning actor owed them the outstanding amount of $180,000! Still Angelina is estranged from her dad who’s a great actor but also a renowned psychologist after he’d said that Angelina was “mental” when she adopted Maddox, a little orphan of cambodian origin! He had won an oscar for God’s sake! Why did Angelina Jolie dare to adopt despite her father’s opposition? Such a spoiled chick! Anyway, Voight changed his mind later on when his daughter gave birth to little blue-eyed Shiloh and suddenly asserted his right as a grandfather. Don’t you think he has the right to see Shiloh? He even might say a little hello to the adopted ones, it would be great you know, Maddox, Pax and “Shakira” as he calls her( and please spare me that you’re shocked that he doesn’t even know his granddaughter’s name! after all Zahara and Shakira sound the same! and Shakira is a way hotter and more interesting than Zahara). A close source reports that Jon Voight is really desolate and distressed that his children are so ungrateful to him! He had to left his family when Angelina was just a toddler, and it hurts him that she just doesn’t understand that her daddy was an actor and an actor had to behave so! He also thinks that Angelina, her brother and their mum were lucky to live in a small appartement and to see him twice or 3 times a week, he was too busy and only spoiled brats would blame him for that! As far as Brad Pitt is concerned, a close friend reports that he was given a call from Jennifer Aniston: he should keep on to bring Angelina and Jon Voight together since Marcheline Bertrand did not give him a penny! Jennifer Aniston reportedly loves Shiloh to death because she is so sorry that Angelina does not love her! Impending split between Brad and his unmarried girlfriend is obvious now, and Brad and Jen vow to keep Shiloh since a little girl like her is the one thing Aniston always longs for. Take that Angelina! What goes around comes around! -the Nationa S**t-dger, everything Pitt/Jolie/Aniston from bedroom to garden-

ha ha ha I think I know which rag blog you’re hinting at National S**t-dger! Everytime I google Angelina Jolie, there’s at least half of the articles about her from that website which seems fully in the know of supposed phone calls and post cards Chinnifer Maniston would have sent to Pitt.