• Paris Hilton has got rather bored of the recent flood of ‘has she had a boob job?’ rumours following her recent boobarific appearances. A source is quoted as saying: “One night she got so fed up with the girls talking about her in the ladies room of an LA club that she pulled open her top and showed the lot of them that she’s hiding nothing but a very expensive bra.”
  • Lindsay Lohan has said she was surprised as anyone with her decision to go into rehab earlier this year. She told Allure magazine recently: “It’s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab.” She added that despite spending a month in the residential Wonderlands facility, she has no plans to give up going out to clubs and partying, declaring: “That’s my life!”
  • After dissing Victoria Beckham, Sienna Miller and Kate Moss, Jordan has now slated Liz Hurley - or at least Liz Hurley’s fashion sense when it comes to her son Damian. Jordan told Heat magazine that she tries to keep her eldest son, four year old Harvey looking fashionable: “I like to keep him trendy - I don’t want him to be a Molly. Molly is like how Liz Hurley dresses her son - which is awful. They can have all the money in the world, but they’ve got no class.”