I had a dream about Pete Doherty last night. I have incredibly vivid (often lucid) dreams but it was the first time possibly ever that they’ve featured celebrities.

Anyway, last night Pete and I were discussing English Literature - I already knew he studied that at uni before he dropped out so I guess my subconcious wove that in. I can’t remember what books we were talking about but we really bonded over the prose and now I feel like my whole attitude to him in real life as changed. I wonder if this will affect my Fametastic reporting…