Lindsay Lohan’s been arrested for a DUI early this morning - and police have found cocaine at the scene too apparently. I’m too tired to write a story up about this now (I’ll leave it for Heather to do properly tomorrow) but I’m not as surprised about this as I probably should be.

I just don’t get why Lindsay (and Paris, Nicole and the rest) always drive to and from nights out - even if they don’t plan on drinking. It’s not like they’d end up in the post-club taxi queue or the (always a carnival) night bus - hiring a driver and car would be a trivial expense to them. It would save risking these arrests - or running-over-the-paparazzi incidents - and they could just hide behind the tinted windows instead of being subject to a barrage of camera flashes. Meh.