• Javier Bardem has complained his Goya’s Ghosts co-star Natalie Portman is just too clever for her own good. Speaking of the Harvard graduate at a recent press conference, he said: “I guess she was very young when she became famous, but her mind is perfectly structured. She’s so intelligent it’s scary. When I was talking to her, I didn’t know what to talk about because she knows a lot of things. I felt like a donkey.”
  • Radio 2 DJ Chris Evans is reportedly planning to marry girlfriend Natasha Shishmanian in August, just months after his divorce from Billie Piper was finalised. A source told the News of the World the couple are planning to marry in Portugal, near Chris’s villa in the Algarve: “This is the real thing for Chris and Natasha - they’re so much in love and want to be together for ever. It’s all very sweet.”