• Despite his previous eagerness to show off daughter Jessica Simpson’s DD-cup “suckers“, Joe Simpson has revealed they turned down a film role that would involve nudity even though it was supposedly guaranteed to be an Oscar winner. Joe told People magazine recently: “The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that [but] I was like, ‘Eh, we’ll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.’”
  • Ozzy Osbourne was briefly hospitalised in Denver over the weekend and underwent surgery following his Saturday night show in the city. A source told local TV station KUSA-TV, Ozzy had a blood clot removed from his leg after being in pain for most of the day. Ozzy’s spokesperson confirmed the rocker turned reality TV star had a “minor outpatient procedure” but is “doing well” and continuing with the tour.