• Jordan’s made no secret about her plans to have another boob job later in the year but now it sounds like she’ll have something else made more pert while she’s in with the surgeon. She’s quoted in the News of the World’s magazine as saying: “Yes. I’m thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I’d really notice the difference. By the time I’m finished I’ll be like a nun.”
  • Charlotte Church is reportedly installing a £30,000 security system at her new home and a 12ft fence to keep her new country home off-limits to prying eyes. Charlotte and boyfriend Gavin Henson knew a public footpath surrounded the property when they bought the £800,000 house, just outside Cardiff, but according to the Mirror, the singer “won’t feel happy until it is 100 per cent secure.” The couple’s first baby together is due next month.