Ashton Kutcher has admitted he’s just a fashion accessory for wife Demi Moore when the two of them are seen out together.

Dealing out his fashion tips in this month’s Harper’s Bazaar, Ashton wrote: “When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories.”

“Your man should not upstage you. He is there to highlight you.”

Advising women on how to dress their mancessory, he added: “Guys don’t like to be told they look nice, pretty, or cute or that they clean up well.”

“We want to feel dirty, rugged, and, most important, that you feel safe when you are in our company. So when your guy finally tries on something that you like, tell him that he looks like James Bond or [Scarface’s] Tony Montana.”

“Feel free to be even more vague than that: ‘Wow, that suit makes you look like that hot football player!’ Trust me, say any of this and you won’t be able to get him to take the damn suit off.”