Kelly OsbourneKelly Osbourne has said she can’t understand the Hollywood fascination with everyone looking like clones - or flashing their pink bits.

She told Britain’s Star magazine recently: “I just get depressed in Los Angeles. Because I’m not a size zero and tanned and blonde I get scrutinised.”

“But I wouldn’t want to be so skinny. I feel sorry for the girls who aspire to be size zero. It’s OK to be different. I don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with making themselves a clone.”

“Everyone has become a sheep. These girls don’t eat, stick their fingers down their throats and do loads of speed - they’re killing themselves and for what? Their own vanity! It’s sad. I don’t think there’s anything trendy about looking like you’ve just come out of Auschwitz.”

“[And] I don’t understand the whole no knicker-wearing trend. It baffles me. I can’t even wear a thong. I always have to have my granny knickers on.”

“It’s a bit sickening, but that’s how desperate people are for attention. Instead of going out and doing something good, they’d rather show their vaginas to the world.”