Jordan aka Katie Price

  • And we thought Jordan’s perfume launch photo shoot was bad… The one, the only, the very pink Katie Price launched her haircare range in Superdrug in Kensington High Street in London yesterday, looking like a very big haired version of Barbie.
  • Similarly faux pas-ish, David Beckham donned trucker chic - cap and checked shirt - for a meal at a steakhouse in Beverly Hills on Wednesday night. No wonder fashion-obsessed wife Victoria Beckham was in so much of a hurry to get home: she was snapped rushing through Heathrow Airport yesterday.
  • And when Victoria’s done with David, perhaps she should turn to Jessica Simpson: the Dukes of Hazzard star was snapped in her Daisy Duke character’s favourite hotpants and a super-sized “vintage” Police tshirt while out shopping on Wednesday. Thankfully though, she managed to scrub up for an appearance at Frederick’s of Hollywood’s 2008 Spring Collection Fashion Show with friend Ken Paves that evening.
  • Halle Berry meanwhile has maternity fashion down - she was posed for pics in a great LBD while helping Roberto Cavalli launch his new H&M range in Rome yesterday then in a fab patterned dress at a Things We Lost in the Fire press event earlier today.

  • In New York, Renee Zellweger looked the bee’s knees in a fun black dress for the premiere of new Dreamworks film Bee Movie.
  • And Sheryl Crow and Gwen Stefani both dressed up nicely for the 2007 Annual Black Ball Concert of AIDS at the city’s Hammerstein Ballroom last night.
  • Angelina Jolie is still filming her period pic The Changeling in California - she was snapped filming some location scenes at the Santa Fe Train Depot in San Bernadino yesterday.
  • While it looks like Orlando Bloom is getting behind the camera for a change: he was spotted picking up some new equipment at Samy’s Camera Shop in LA yesterday.
  • Jessica Biel doesn’t really like photographers though - she was snapped doing a Britney and attacking a paparazzi photographer with an umbrella earlier this week.
  • And speaking of Ms Spears, she was snapped shopping for some more outdoor play equipment for her sons yesterday while the boys slept in the car with their nanny. And if anyone at all is still interested in seeing her in a state of undress these days, some more bikini shots have hit the internet.