Had another celebrity dream last night. I was stressed out about the state of my hair (I don’t generally care but have just started swimming regularly and the chlorine is playing havoc with it) and was chatting to Ms Lindsay Lohan about it.

The Loh tried to convince me that she doesn’t do anything special with her long locks and trims her split ends herself and everything. In my dream, I just laughed and called her bluff, saying she was snapped leaving the Neil George Salon all the time but she vehemently denied it. Then I woke up this morning to see some pictures of her leaving Ken Paves salon after another styling session. You utter liar, dream Lohan.