One of those between snooze alarm dreams: I’m dogsitting for Madonna - a black lab, very cute - and she gets angry that I let it go in the sea (at Mawgan Porth beach in Cornwall) without asking her first, even though I’d be the one to dry it etc and the dog loved the water.

I used to go to Mawgan Porth (just north of Newquay) every year on holiday as a kid but I don’t think Madonna was ever there though.