Lindsay LohanI don’t normally b*tch about pictures of celebrities going about their daily lives because I don’t believe someone should worry about always looking perfect in the latest fashions just to run their errands or pick up a cup of coffee. I know I certainly don’t - I’m generally the girl wearing the puddle-soaked jeans because my jeans are longer than I am and with the hair doing the woo-ooh thing because my curly fringe needs copious wrangling to appear anywhere near decent. But this photo of Lindsay Lohan looks somewhat posed so it’s fair game for snarking ;)

I realise there might be flash issues here but in contrast to her pale arm, her face looks a ghastly unnatural orange - particularly around the mouth where the fake tan has given her a shadow moustache. She’s about three minutes in the tanning booth away from becoming Tom Selleck.

And speaking of her mouth, she’s definitely had her lips plumped, hasn’t she? They just don’t look right at all. Without any colour or definition, she looks like she has a couple of chipolatas stapled to her face.

Moving up from that, her eyebrows look too solid and dark for someone who is pretending to be blonde - it’s great to see she’s not plucking them to within a millimetre of their lives and they’ve got a nice shape but are just far too heavy.

And as for the blonde, sometimes her hair looks awesome - full, shiny and healthy - but here is just looks cheap and straggly.

I thought she looked great as a red-head but if she wants to be a clone-y blonde, that’s fine too - but sometimes less is more, Lindsay, less is more.