Victoria Beckham: I love David Beckham’s 25ft tall penis

Victoria Beckham has joked that she’d walk around the streets in her underwear if she had a body as perfect as her husband David Beckham’s.

Victoria saw David’s Emporio Armani underwear advert on billboards around Milan this week when the Spice Girls arrived in the Italian city to take part in Roberto Cavalli’s fashion show.

She told reporters: “I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great.”

“It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive.”

“If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too.”