Sienna Miller to move to “raped and pillaged” Wales

Sienna Miller has reportedly told friends she wants to move to Wales with boyfriend Rhys Ifans.

A source close to the pair told the Mirror Sienna said recently: “I love Wales.”

“I think it is the most beautiful country in the world and the people were just gracious and lovely considering they have been raped and pillaged by the English for so long.”

The source added: “Rhys and Sienna are looking for a cottage in Snowdonia, a couple of hours drive from his home town of Ruthin.”

“They have both become increasingly stressed by city life and the attention they get and they want a retreat together where they can read, cook, and go for long walks with the dogs.”

“Sienna said that one of the main reasons she and Rhys have such a deep connection is that they are both outsiders.”

“Rhys is Welsh and she was born in New York. Her regular trips to Wales and spending time with Rhys’ family have made her feel more settled.”

“They have this idyllic life in their dreams. They have to travel so much with work that having somewhere away from the chaos would be perfect for them.”