Britney SpearsMoby has revealed that he has a new celebrity crush: Britney Spears.

The songwriter, who used to date Natalie Portman, said recently: “She’s like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure.”

“The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”