Jodie MarshGlamour model Jodie Marsh unveiled her new 32G boobs at a London nightclub launch this week.

Jodie, who has always made a point of highlighting her previously natural cleavage compared to the surgerically enhanced Jordan, revealed she finally decided to go under the knife because she was starting to feel droopy: “I went from a 32DD to a 32G, so it’s a big difference.”

“Gravity had taken its toll and as any woman with big real boobs knows; when they lose volume it’s not attractive or confidence-building.”

“There are so many images of women with amazing fake boobs, I didn’t really feel like mine were good enough.”

“I think society has forgotten what real boobs look like, and women like me end up thinking our boobs aren’t nice because they disappear into our armpits when we lie down.”

“I had got to a point where I wanted to keep my push up bra on in the bedroom! I 100 per cent made the decision to undergo surgery for myself, and I didn’t take the decision lightly.”

“[But] the only criticism I have is one with myself and that is that I wish I’d had them done years ago so that I might have felt this amazing for all that time!”