If Ashlee Simpson is actually pregnant, I’ll eat my hat. Well, I won’t actually eat my hat because I like wearing my hat because it’s warm and according to my boyfriend makes me look cute - but you know what I’ll mean.

I wonder if she’d be milking it quite so much if she wasn’t releasing a new album this week.

It’s frustrating because I’m 99% sure it’s all just a publicity stunt and we don’t want to fuel it but .. well, it is very gossip-worthy and that’s what we’re here for.

It’s also annoying though that Pete Wentz blames the media for a “witch hunt” when it’s Ashlee herself fuelling the sacrificial fire.

If they do have a child though, I wonder if it’ll be born already wearing eyeliner…