Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & family relocate to France for May

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly relocated to the south of France for the next month on the run up to the birth of their next child (or, if the rumours are true, children).

The couple, along with their four children, are staying at a private villa belonging to Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat just outside Nice after arriving in the area on Monday night.

Sources claim the Jolie-Pitt clan are holidaying in the luxury villa from now until the end of the Cannes Film Festival between 14-25th May. Angelina is expected to make at least two red carpet appearances at the event, promoting animated comedy Kung-Fu Panda on 15th May and period drama The Changeling on 20th May. She is expected to give birth late next month.

The couple are said to have bought a property in Eygalieres, Provence and have been in talks with a hospital in Paris for Angelina’s delivery. The family lived in Paris for the months leading up to the birth of their daughter Shiloh in May 2006 but relocated to Namibia for the birth itself.

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NOT PRIVY TO THE INNER SANCTUM KNOWN AS BRANGELINA, I can only guess that the song on perpetual loop in their half dozen homes dotting the globe is, “We Are The Word.” At the very least I am sure the song repeats constantly inside their self-absorbed minds. Listen closely and you can hear:

“We are the World, we are the children.
We are the ones who make a brighter day so let’s start giving.
There’s a choice we’re making.
We’re saving our own lives.
It’s true, we’ll make a better day, just you and me.”

This insight comes to mind as news outlets report that the expecting Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to make a home in the south of France.

Wait a minute, wasn’t it just a few months ago that world’s most noble citizens had enrolled their eldest Maddox in a French school in New York? The poor boy lasted a month before he was pulled out and shipped back to La La Land. And wasn’t it just shortly before that when the couple bought a $3.5 million French Quarter mansion and told US magazine, “We love it there. The kids are going to go to school there. We’re really looking forward to it.”

And of course all this happened in between and around trips to Chicago and Alberta, Canada and Prague. And let’s not forget Vietnam, where they visited to pick out a puppy, I mean third adopted child. Isn’t that cute? They even changed the boy’s name, redubbing him Pax! And let’s not forget the world’s awaiting of the couple’s biological daughter “Shiloh,” meaning “messiah.” Angelina rented herself an entire Namibian resort so she could give birth far from the prying lenses of paparazzi, thus enabling her to sell the first photo of the blessed child for a reported $4 million. That’s one savvy missionary for you. These poor kids are so jostled around, but you can’t feel bad for Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax. Because I can just hear their cute little voices singing in harmony, “We are the world, we are the children…”

Does the word “overexposed” mean anything? All of this to say, bon voyage, Brangelina. Here’s hoping that your kids really find out what home means in France.

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i just whis they stay ther and we never have to hear ore see them again they are both rooden lyiers and they will pimp ther own kids she said she was sorry to put pax intu this media world but it was her that sold the first pictuers of him they have said and done so many stupid things and some people still think they are saint but they only give somthing when the do wrong and when ther are media atantion and dont forget that they can redra all of in takses cant stad thees two so please stay away fore good this time

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