Last night I dreamed that my younger brother Jeff and I were working on the idling engine of my 1963ish BYU Love Bug. Suddenly it’s small motor stopped running, but then started right back up, causing me to look up and see Lindsay Lohan standing there next to us, pushing her finger in and out on the engine’s rubber ball choke button, like on a typical 4hp lawnmower. I think it had something to do with the yellow No.29 SNAP-ON tool CHEVY winning the royal HERBIE GOES TO MONTE CARLO 500 race Sunday. That same afternoon, some loco detractor left me an anatomically correct broken-off yellow woody broom handle by KFC/AW, and a 2nd 2-4-1 at KITSAP Bank. Where a VW EURO Love Bus drove by when I spotted it lying there on the ground.

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